So here it is finally.....the
big green holiday.....St. Patty's Day! How do you properly celebrate this great holiday at the
University of Western Ontario?
Simple: Wake up,
drink a beer, stand outside on
Richmond or Huron street at
8:30am with a
beer while wearing
green,
drink more beer, walk around to other drunk people's houses,
drink a beer, hang around to 2:30pm and
strip off some of your clothes to get ready to go to the bar, appear half naked,
drink a beer
, walk to the bus stop half naked, get off at
Jack's or Barney's or Molly's, or your bar of choice,
drink a beer, try to pick up a guy/girl, dance,
drink another beer, trip over a chair,
drink ten beers, hang out til 11:30pm,
hail a cab while drinking
a beer or try stumbling home while
hiding the beer you're drinking, open your door,
fall on the floor while trying to
drink a beer, sleep.
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